After playing for a few hours, Im happy to report I was wrong
Even if she's not a great minion, she is still a minion, and with two cards stacked on a Web (uncommon but doable) she gets up to a respectable 14 strength
I doubt itll show up in all that many Cubes, but I do want to invite Cube designers to take a look at all of the cards that make Clues, Food, Blood, Treasure, and all of the other incidental artifacts that show up in the average Cube game
This includes combat damage as well as anything that causes that creature to deal noncombat damage, such as the effect of Assert Perfection
Momir Vig, Simic Visionary Legendary Creature Elf Wizard Whenever you cast a green creature spell, you may search your library for a creature card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top